The following Marvel/DC Comics crossover isn’t canon.
Today, in New York City Jennifer Walters (She-Hulk) is taking a walk. On this beautiful day, the lively streets are busy and the green-skinned heroine with jet black hair took the initiative to go on a shopping spree. “It’s time for me to please myself; after all the hard work I do as a lawyer and heroine, I truly deserved it.” thought the smiling, 6’7” tall lady, who wears a fancy purple and white dress, along with white boots.
As she’s about to enter the emblematic Macy’s store, a concert of panicked screams and vehicle honks are heard. Then, a lot of people are running in any direction and She-Hulk, very surprised by the sudden change of events, mutters: “What the heck is going on ?” After, she looks up in the sky and some colossal and muscular figure with long red head is seen.
Meanwhile, the belligerent is causing a lot of rampage while crushing cars. “Oh no... Why did SHE had to choose my city as her personal playground ?” sighed the discouraged emerald-eyed woman while putting her right hand on her sensational face. “Well, looks like a job for... SHE-HULK !” exclaimed Walters.
“Puny and insignificant humans, that’s it: run from me, Giganta. I’ll crush you all like gnats !” cackled the blue-eyed giantess, who can grow to giant size at will. She only wears a tank top and a loincloth, which are made of jaguar skin, and on her wrists and ankles, she has shiny golden bands. As for the heroine, she runs towards the simple-minded villainess; once at her feet, she screams: “HEY, YOU FEMALE TARZAN: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM ?”
“Little green lady, no I don’t know who you are and I don’t care. If you keep annoying me, then I’ll squeeze you like an apple.” mockingly laughed Giganta. “You can try.” hastily replied Jennifer. Next, the upset villainess attempts to crush She-Hulk but the valiant woman, with all her renowned strength, stops the giantess’s foot with her raised hands. “For your information, I’m not some insignificant insect you can squash at will.” yelled Jennifer. After a few minutes of straining, Giganta gives up and walks away.
Next, She-Hulk sprints towards the giantess and then, she jumps on one of her legs. “I must keep her from causing more destruction; then, I must distract her and vanquish Giganta. Pity that her nemesis isn’t around...At least, I’m here to defend my cherished town.” whispered the emerald-skinned amazon.
“Get off me !” furiously hissed the gargantuan woman. Like some angry child, she vainly tries to get rid of She-Hulk but as she sees the One World Trade Center building, a wild idea germinates into her brain. Soon after, she reaches New York City’s tallest building and begins to ascend it while guffawing like a madwoman. “That evil lady is without doubt the amalgam of King Kong and Sheena, queen of the jungle. I must hurry before she reaches the summit; if she does, she could do a lot of damage...” thought the heroine, still clinging on Giganta’s leg.
Thus, Walters gives herself a push and jumps higher. When she reaches the villainess’s back, the latter attempts to swat She-Hulk with her giant left hand. Instead, Giganta spanks herself and yelps in pain; with her might, Jennifer gracefully dodged the attack by jumping to the right. “Excellent, now I must reach one of her ears. Then, I’ll convince her to go down.” mouthed the champion.
“Where are you, little green lady ?” shouted the monstrous redhead. She senses something on her head and by reflex, she scratches her magnificent hair. However, She-Hulk managed to reach Giganta’s right ear and then, she does a gentle, sonic thunderclap.
The blue-eyed giantess screams and Walters declares: “I’ll do worse if you don’t descend. Or else, you’ll have vertigo and will fall; I don’t want your death on my conscience. Hey listen Giganta, I have an even better idea: once on the street, I’ll challenge you to a physical fight, but at your normal size. What do you say ?” spoke Jennifer, confident that her enemy will accept. “Deal.” growled the titanic but sexy woman. Next, she descends; as for She-Hulk she’s still inside the villainess’s ear.
A few minutes later, both women reach ground; after, She-Hulk jumps on the pavement. As for Giganta, she respected her engagement by returning to her normal size; now at 6’6” the redhead evilly looks at her foe. “Ready to have your butt kicked ?” asked the cackling lady with jaguar clothes. “You bet ! It seems you retrieved your intelligence, just like in the DC Comics books.” smiled Walters. “Yeah yeah, laugh all you want. About comic books, I don’t follow you but it won’t matter very soon: you’ll be dead.” frowned the tall and muscular woman.
Then, she rushes at She-Hulk and gives her a punch; fortunately, the resilient heroine isn’t affected by the mighty strike. After, she rolls all of Giganta’s attacks and the latter becomes very angry. “Will you stop being a coward and fight me ?” hisses the annoyed redhead. “If I hit you too hard, you might die: I’m way too strong for you. At your size, you’re powerful as any human.” explained Walters.
“I confess that you’re very beautiful, smart-mouthed and talented. But I’m a lot better than you are and will ever be: you’re nothing but a jolly green giantess with muscles and a pea brain.” snickered Giganta, hoping to make her adversary furious. Her plan works but it sadly backfires: She-Hulk forcibly grabs the blue-eyed lady’s left arm and does a body slam.
Then, her musclebound body hardly lands on a car’s hood; after, Jennifer jumps near Giganta. Next, she puts her left boot on the scoundrel’s belly and presses it hard. “If you don’t say uncle, then I’ll crush you to death. Now, do you yield ?” asked the grinning heroine.
After struggling, the redhead painfully moans: “Uncle. I... surren... der.” As a result, Jennifer withdraws her foot. Then, the defeated villainess jumps on the ground and all the people around them cheer She-Hulk. “Who needs Wonder Woman while I’m here ? After all, I’m myself a woman of wonders.” spoke the sensational champion. “Ahem.” said a familiar voice, which comes from behind Jennifer.
The concerned jolly green lady turns her head and none other than the Amazon princess is now standing. The sensual, Themysciran heroine declares: “Well done She-Hulk, but I must bring Giganta back to Belle Reve penitentiary. She recently escaped and she’s very dangerous.” “I totally understand.” shyly responded the well-built lady. Wonder Woman gently smiles and shakes Jennifer’s hand; the latter thanks her for her gracious presence.
However, out of the blue something very unexpected happens: Giganta’s tank top suddenly rips apart. She shrieks and she instantly covers her chest. Next, the redhead blushes and Wonder Woman uses her Lasso of Truth to ensnare her prisoner; then, she flies away with her quarry. Finally, Walters winks and tells: “Well, that’s a wrap: I hope you people enjoyed that story !”
The end
